Legend says these shorts were forged in the neon fires of a jungle volcano.
Behold the Obsidian Blade Lined Performance Shorts. Your lower body deserves to look this terrifyingly aesthetic. Engineered for high-volume squats, heavy deadlifts, and making everyone else in the commercial gym feel incredibly insecure about their generic black activewear.
Featuring a geometric tribal-meets-retro pattern blasted with hints of tactical teal, these bad boys bridge the gap between ancient warrior strength and 80s beach-front muscle culture. Stamped with the official Lift Hero Apparel sunset bodybuilder emblem on the left thigh, they instantly grant +10 aura points.
Lift Heavy. Keep It Light.
Original artwork. Built by Lift Hero Apparel.
• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Lining composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+ protection
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |